The Epic Chimba Pipe

Chimba:

A very cool person or thing.

Chimba (a very cool person or thing)As a noun, "una chimba" is someone or something very cool.

Example: Esa canción es una chimba (That song is very cool (literally "a very cool one"). Alternatively, the word "chimba" can be used as a synonym for "luck."

Are you tired of harsh breakable glass pipes that are impossible to travel with? Are you tired of clogged screens and pipes that are impossible to clean? Are you ready for a cooler and more enjoyable smoking experience? Are you craving a stealthy compact travel friendly size pipe to bring to a concert, a picnic or grandmas house? Close your eyes and imagine, no more clogged screens or harsh, raspy smoke and irritated lungs.

Say hello to a revolutionary pipe made from recycled aircraft aluminum, anodized in your favorite color, and stainless steel. Go ahead and drop it, it is virtually indestructible. A pipe that is super easy to clean, crazy cool smoking, and backed by our 100% satisfaction guarantee. After more years of research and development, and more research than we could possibly remember, we finally 'hit' on a genius idea. Nikola Tesla.

The genius of the past century who invented the entire electric grid that powers the world, also invented a non-mechanical valve to create resistance to cool the flow of a liquid or gas. Air is a gas. We used this principle to cool the smoke in the air path of our new pipe.This pipe is genius, just like Mr. Tesla. We call it the Slydr because we couldn't think of a better name, and you need to try it to believe it. Don't take our word for it. After all, this is the internet.

Try one for yourself at NO risk with our iron clad 60 day money back, no questions asked, 100% money back guarantee* The only risk might be of your friend stealing it after they try it. 

6061 aircraft aluminum. CNC machined and anodized for a scratch resistant flame resistant coating. 

Covers are magnetic stainless steel.

Dimensions: 3.75" X 1.95" x .25" | Weight: 6 grams

1-Slyde pipe with covers.

1-padded carrying case

1- keychain 

The Epic Slyde Pipe is a unique smoking pipe that incorporates our patented 'Twin Tesla Valves' to cool the airflow of the smoke in the pipe. The valve's design creates turbulence in the flow of air, which allows the heat of the smoke to be transferred out of the smoke path and into the aluminum body of the pipe. This results in a significant reduction in temperature of the smoke you inhale. No more harsh, hot smoke. No more coughing. No more Scooby snacks. This is why you need this pipe. Seriously, 'try it, you'll like it.'

Here is more gibberish from ChatGPT for those who want to nerd out: One of the primary benefits of using the Epic Slyde Pipe for smoking is its high efficiency. The valve's unique design allows for a high heat transfer rate, which means that it can cool the airflow quickly and effectively. This can result in a smoother and less harsh smoking experience, as it reduces the heat and irritation that can occur with hot smoke. In addition to its efficiency and compact size, the Epic Slyde Pipe is also highly durable and low maintenance. Its simple design means that there are no moving parts to wear out or break, and it requires minimal upkeep to maintain its efficiency over time. There is also no screen to clog or need to replace. This means that you can enjoy the benefits of the the Epic Slyde Pipe for years to come. The Epic Slyde Pipe is machined out of 6161 aircraft aluminum with a durable anodized finish to make this pipe virtually unbreakable. In fact we guarantee it!!

Thanks Chat!

The Epic Slydr Pipe is a unique smoking pipe that incorporates our patented 'Tesla Valve' to cool the airflow of the smoke in the pipe.

Let's get nerdy:

The body of the Slydr is made out of 6061 aircraft anodized aluminum. aluminum is great for transferring heat which is why it is universally used for heat sinks.

The valve's design creates turbulence in the flow of air, which allows the heat of the smoke to be transferred out of the smoke path and into the aluminum body of the pipe. This results in a significant reduction in temperature of the smoke you inhale.

No more harsh, hot smoke.

No more coughing.

The valves design also traps tar and blocks debris without the need for a screen.

No more Scooby snacks.

This is why you need this pipe. Seriously, 'try it, you'll like it.'

Here is more gibberish from ChatGPT for those who want to nerd out more:

One of the primary benefits of using the Epic Slydr Pipe for smoking is its high efficiency. The valve's unique design allows for a high heat transfer rate, which means that it can cool the airflow quickly and effectively. This can result in a smoother and less harsh smoking experience, as it reduces the heat and irritation that can occur with hot smoke.

In addition to its efficiency and compact size, the Epic Slydr Pipe is also highly durable and low maintenance. Its simple design means that there are no moving parts to wear out or break, and it requires minimal upkeep to maintain its efficiency over time.

There is also no screen to clog or need to replace. This means that you can enjoy the benefits of the the Epic Slydr Pipe for years to come.

The Epic Slydr Pipe is made entirely out of metal to make this pipe virtually unbreakable. In fact we guarantee it!!

Thanks Chat!